"Another lazy week at Preston Road Animal Hospital. I spent all morning soaking up some sunshine in the front windows. The weather has been cooling off and ruining my sunbathing potential. There was a particular exciting part of my day when a new toy came in for my roommate, Celcius. I overheard the humans call it a 'Kong Wobbler'.
It's the craziest contraption I have ever seen! He has to sit there and bat at it, or pull on the tantilizing black, fluffy play-thing and then treats fall out. Imagine, working for your food! HA! He just hasn't figured out how to play the humans like I have. Although, he has been looking thinner lately. Maybe there is something to this 'Kong Wobbler'. I mean, they have taken all my lounging space on the counter to display all of these 'smart toys'. Humph! Replacing me with a toy, what a silly idea. Well, at least it gets Celcius off my back and more time getting ear scratches. Until next week!"